Entourage (TV Series)
Busey and the Beach (2004)
Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold
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Quotes
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Ari Gold : Does your boss know you're using his house for a party? Cause I just put a call in to him. Yeah, we went to school together. I helped cheat on his economics final or he wouldn't have graduated, so he owes me big-time.
Ari Gold : You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone: your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
Ari Gold : [tastes Josh's drink, makes a face, and then pours it out disdainfully] That's awful.
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Gary Busey : You are a gut maggot without guts.
Ari Gold : Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. That's great! Keep it up!
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Ari Gold : [to long-suffering new secretary] Where am I going?
Emily : Ivy. You're twenty minutes late. Ari, I need to talk to you.
Ari Gold : Walk with me.
Emily : Okay.
[tries to keep up]
Emily : Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.
Ari Gold : Who's Josh Weinstein?
Emily : Your old assistant.
Ari Gold : I have many old assistants.
Emily : After Jackie, before Jen.
Ari Gold : My J phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. What do I care about Josh?
Emily : [has to do her utmost best to keep up with him] Now he's an agent at Triad.
Ari Gold : Uh-huh?
Emily : And, uh, he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari Gold : [does total about turn] That's why no more guys. You fire a guy and you create a rival. You fire a woman and you create a housewife.
Emily : That's sweet. You're still late.
[still tagging along trying to keep up with him]
Ari Gold : Hold all my calls, get mini-Vince on the phone.