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Johnny "Drama" Chase : Yeah, I remember my first national commercial.
Eric Murphy : Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Yeah, it was, so fucking what? Got me my Fiat, plus I got a blowjob from the makeup girl who put my sores on.
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Turtle : All right. Let's get this over with. Where do I take the piss test?
X-Box Girl : The what?
Turtle : The drug test. I drank three bottles of water in the car for this, so could we just get this over with, please?
X-Box Girl : This is X-box, loser... not the Olympics. We don't give drug tests. If we did, we'd be out of business, idiot.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Sucker!
