Larry Burns: Tim Doonan

Quotes 

• Trace : What is it I'm offerin' to sell to the highest bidder? Why, it's nothin' more or less than meself. Now then, who'll start the bidding?

  Tim Doonan : Three haypence.

  Trace : Naww. Why, it's plain to see you don't appreciate the quality of the goods I'm offerin' ya. Why the ornamental value alone is worth double that... to say nothin' of the benefit of me society.