Even Stevens (TV Series)
A Very Scary Story (2001)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens
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Quotes
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Beans : Jeepers, that's a scary story.
Louis Stevens : And now, Beans, as always, I gonna have to throw you OUT.
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Tom Gribalski : Let's make this quick, guys. I have to get my eyes examined.
Louis Stevens : Your eyes examin - Tom, how many fingers am I holding up?
Tom Gribalski : Two.
Louis Stevens : That's right, your eyes are fine.
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Ren Stevens : And your little penguin get-up... It's not gonna scare anybody.
Louis Stevens : [Donnie comes in] Oh, really? NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAH!
Donnie Stevens : AAAAAAAHHH! PENGUIN!
[jumps over the stairs handrail and runs off]
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Tom Gribalski : Greetings, fellas! What's the word?
Louis Stevens : The word is "tardy", Tom.
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Tom Gribalski : [earlier, after his eye examination] I suddenly got quite the hang of the mood juice. It's an excellent source of calcium for overall skeletal health.
Tawny Dean : [after her eye examination] Milk is not stupid, okay? It's an excellent source of calcium for overall skeletal health.
Louis Stevens : Where have I heard that before.
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Louis Stevens : Did that eye test mess with your brains? Wait a minute... What happened to you guys in there?
Tawny Dean , Alan Twitty : [speaking identically] Nothing. We're perfectly fine.
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Tom Gribalski : [earlier, after his eye examination] If something like that went down on our permanent record, it would follow us for the rest of our lives.
Tawny Dean : [earlier, after her eye examination] Do you realize that if something like that went down on our permanent record, it would follow us for the rest of our lives?
Alan Twitty : Milk is an excellent source of calcium for overall skeletal health, Louis.
Louis Stevens : Dude, if you guys start talking about my permanent record, I'm outta here.
Alan Twitty : Well, it does follow you for the rest of your life.