Even Stevens (TV Series)
A Weak First Week (2001)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens
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Quotes
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Ren Stevens : Oh, great! See what you did? Now we're stuck!
Louis Stevens : We're not stuck.
Speaker : Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to inform you, but you're stuck!
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Ren Stevens : How long are we gonna be up here?
Louis Stevens : Relax, enjoy the view, Ren. I mean, we've got cotton candy, we've got soda...
[a bird flies over them and takes the candy]
Louis Stevens : We've got soda.
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Louis Stevens : [flashback] Hey.
[Tawny doesn't answer]
Louis Stevens : I like your look. It's very, uh... uh, black.
Tawny Dean : An explanation of my fashion choices would be wasted on you, since I'm sure your mommy still picks out your clothes.
Louis Stevens : My mother's dead.
Tawny Dean : Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Louis Stevens : [laughs] Just kidding. Actually, she does buy my clothes. Unfortunately, she's blind.
Tawny Dean : Let me guess: just kidding.
Louis Stevens : Bingo!
[puts a spoon with rice on his nose]
Louis Stevens : Do I have food on my face?
Tawny Dean : Is that supposed to be funny?
Louis Stevens : [disappointed] No.
Larry Beale : Yo, Stevens! What's his first name?
Louis Stevens : [to Tawny] Sorry, popularity calls. But you should know... the meaner you are to me, the more I like you. Scary, isn't it?
[smile and walks away]
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Louis Stevens : [flashback] Hey, Wednesday Addams, how's it going?
Tawny Dean : My name is Tawny, okay?
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Louis Stevens : [flashback] Listen. I know we barely know each other. But my mom and I were talking about you a few nights ago. She says that you like me.
Tawny Dean : Yeah, right.
Louis Stevens : Oh, I know, I told her how you gave me mean looks and how you tried to avoid me, and she said that's just what girls do sometimes. So Mom's wrong, huh?
Tawny Dean : Very.
Louis Stevens : So, I'm a dork, that's okay. Look, my sister's in way over her head, and I just, you know... wanted to know if you would help me. As a friend.
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Ren Stevens : Junior High was great until you got there; now it's a nightmare.
Louis Stevens : [annoyed] Oh yeah? Well, being your brother is about as much fun as sucking spaghetti through your nose. Sure, you can do it, but when that meatball gets lodged...