Even Stevens (TV Series)
Broadcast Blues (2001)
Steven Anthony Lawrence: Beans
Quotes
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Cynthia Mills : Question number two: name the capital of Tasmania.
Beans : Okay. How about George? That's my uncle's name!
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[Donnie opens the front door and sees Beans walks into the house]
Donnie Stevens : Well, if it isn't little Bernard from next door.
Beans : [annoyed] It's Beans.
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Beans : What part of bacon don't you understand?
[Beans goes into the kitchen]
Donnie Stevens : Hey, for all you know, I might be a bonafide genius!
Beans : Yeah, right!
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[Beans is standing in Ren's bedroom; Louis and Twitty are giving Beans answers through a hat via an earpiece]
Alan Twitty : [into the microphone] The major crops of the Philippines are rice, sugar canes, bananas and coconuts.
Beans : [reciting the answers to Ren] Rice, sugar canes, bananas, and...
[an annoyed Louis grabs the mic from Twitty as Beans struggles with the last answer]
Louis Stevens : [screams into the mic] Coconuts!
[the feedback hurts Beans' ears]
Beans : Coconuts.
Ren Stevens : That's exactly right!