Even Stevens (TV Series)
Foodzilla (2000)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens
Quotes
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Louis Stevens : Please?
Ren Stevens : No.
Louis Stevens : Please?
Ren Stevens : No!
Louis Stevens : Pleeeease?
Ren Stevens : Okay.
Louis Stevens : Really?
Ren Stevens : NO!
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Tawny Dean : Louis, what's this whole thing about you being serious anyway? I mean, it's so not you.
Louis Stevens : Wait, so you're saying I'm just some goof ball who can't be serious?
Tawny Dean , Alan Twitty : Yeah.
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Ren Stevens : Thank you, Artie, for that insightful story. Now, let's go live to the cafeteria, for Louis Stevens' special report.
Louis Stevens : Thank you, Ren. Now, we've all been in the cafeterial line. But what do we really know about the people who cook and serve the so called food we eat?
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Louis Stevens : Is it true that you once ran out of chicken fingers and served human fingers?
Elsa Schotz : Why are you telling such lies?
Louis Stevens : Lies? How do you explain this? Huh? Huh?
[shows his hands where he hides to fingers. Elsa starts to throw food at him]
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Louis Stevens : What about him?
Ren Stevens : Mr. Gordon.
Louis Stevens : Right. Mr. Gordon.
Ren Stevens : Well, I suppose you could trash him. You get it? Trash? He's the custodian!
[Ren laughs at her own joke, Louis does not]
Louis Stevens : Ren?
Ren Stevens : Huh?
Louis Stevens : I'll do the comedy.
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Eileen Stevens : How was the show?
Ren Stevens : [sadly] Great.
Louis Stevens : [unenthusiastically] Everybody loved it.
Eileen Stevens : Wow! I'd hate to see what you two looked like if it bombed!
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Ren Stevens : You are a horrible little person!
Louis Stevens : Thank you.
Ren Stevens : You're welcome.