- Steve Stevens: Louis, get a job.
- Louis Stevens: How am I supposed to do that?
- Steve Stevens: I don't know, ask Ren. She does volunteer work for that new website that helps teenagers find jobs.
- Louis Stevens: What doesn't that girl do.
- Ren Stevens: What is your career goal?
- Louis Stevens: I wanna be one of those guys that rides a motorcycle in the Globe of Doom at that Vegas show!
- Ren Stevens: I knew that, actually.
- Ren Stevens: [at job applying interview] Okay... Where do you see yourself in five years?
- Louis Stevens: I hope I've moved up to Donnie's room.
- Ren Stevens: Have you taken these dogs for a W-A-L-K?
- [all the dogs barks]
- Louis Stevens: Why did you have to remind them?
- Louis Stevens: Well, that's the last of them.
- Ren Stevens: Well, I hate to admit it, but I think you did a pretty good job. You know, except for the part of massive destruction of our house.