- Louis Stevens: I was thinking about that time when we were little and all that stuff we used to do.
- Ren Stevens: No.
- Louis Stevens: Yeah. We were inseparable.
- Ren Stevens: Oh, that's right, that's right. We shared a playpen, and you vomited on me.
- Louis Stevens: Hm. Happy, happy times.
- Tawny Dean: You think your life is different. It's not. Your life is the same as her life, as his life, as all of their life. Too bad. For you, I mean. Because I'm an original, and you're not. And that's just... too bad.
- [Louis is the only one applauding after Tawny's performance in the talent show]
- Principal Conrad Wexler: Did you understand that?
- Louis Stevens: Not a word. But, boy, is she hot, huh?