- Ren Stevens: No, no, no. You don't understand. See, my brother just discovered prank calling.
- Bobby Deaver: Don't worry. I have a little brother too, he's in third grade.
- Ren Stevens: Well, mine just acts like it.
- Tawny Dean: Hey. Where is Twitty?
- Louis Stevens: He sprained his ankle when we chased after that limo.
- Tawny Dean: You know, I really thought that you guys would give up on me once we hit the freeway.
- Louis Stevens: Listen, I gotta tell you something. You and your dad... you guys really taught me a valuable lesson. I'm through with prank calls. I mean, I know you were just playing, but... they could really ruin someone's life.
- Tawny Dean: Wow, Louis, I'm impressed... I mean, that's a side of you I've never seen before.
- Louis Stevens: Well. You gotta roll sometimes, you know. Do you wanna skate with me?
- Tawny Dean: Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
- [Louis is dreaming about him and Tawny ice skating. Suddenly, he rips her foot off with his blade. He wakes up, screaming]
- Louis Stevens: [calms down] Cool.