Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Apartment (1998)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Ray Barone : Robert's my brother. I just want what's breast for him.

  Debra Barone : What?

  Ray Barone : Hmm?

  Debra Barone : You just said breast. I just want what's breast for him.

• Ray Barone : Listen, nothing was going on, nothing. Nothing happened. Nothing would happen...

  Debra Barone : I know.

  Ray Barone : You do?

  Debra Barone : God, Ray, I mean, come on. I saw those women. Like you had a shot.

  Ray Barone : Okay, you're hurt, you're lashing out now.

  Debra Barone : Listen, all I want to know is why do you have to lie to me?

  Ray Barone : I don't have to, it's... just my way.

  Debra Barone : "Robert's touch and go, emotionally speaking." Why don't you just say, "I'm going over to Robert's to look at pretty girls"?

  Ray Barone : I got to be honest with you, it never occurred to me to say that.

  Debra Barone : Yeah, that's right, because I would have said no. And you would have to stop living vicariously through Robert.

  Ray Barone : That's right, vicariously. Vicariously, just looking. Not thinking, not moving, just thanking God for the blessing that is my beautiful wife while I hang pictures. Vicariously.

• Robert Barone : Wait, Deb. Look, before you go, I was in there hiding, but really thinking about what Ray had said before. And believe it or not, there's actually some truth to it.

  Ray Barone : It's okay, Robert, it's over. It's *all* over.

  Robert Barone : No, I'm serious here. When I first moved in here, I was kind of depressed. I was away from my family, I lost my girlfriend. And then Ray came over and he kind of liked the place. And for once, I had something that he thought was something. And it made the whole place better.

  Ray Barone : For Robert.

  Robert Barone : That's true. You know, me and Raymond, we don't get to hang out together that much and it's been - it's been good.