Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
The Faux Pas (2005)
Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone
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Quotes
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Robert Barone : You came in here with the biggest faux pas ever, not me!
Ray Barone : Oh, yeah? How about the time you arrested the guy for flashing gang signs, huh? And you started reading him his rights, but he just kept flashing gang signs, making you madder and madder. He wasn't breaking the law, was he, Robert?
Robert Barone : No.
Ray Barone : What was he doing?
Robert Barone : He was being deaf.
Frank Barone : Holy crap. Fee-fi-faux-pas!
Robert Barone : Oh, God, l still remember.
[He uses sign language]
Robert Barone : I'm so, so sorry.
Ray Barone : Yeah that's worse than what l did, right, George?
Debra Barone : No, it is not worse because at least he apologized and then left it at that. You're going on to make this even more humiliating by what you're doing.
Ray Barone : Why? What? What am l doing? What? George, what?
Debra Barone : You say that horrible thing to poor little Chris, and then you go and say the exact same thing to the man himself! And then you invite your whole family in, the flying faux pas who treat him to an afternoon of insults.
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Ray Barone : I was just being funny.
Robert Barone : I beg to differ. You say things that nobody likes.
[to Amy]
Robert Barone : Just like that time with your parents.
Ray Barone : What are you talking about?
Amy Barone : Well, remember how you saw the little Jesus figurine on their dashboard, and you said to them, ''I guess this must be a hard car to make out in''?
Ray Barone : Well, I mean the guy's looking right at ya.
Debra Barone : Ray, it can't always be the other person's fault when they don't get you.
Ray Barone : But this thing with the kid was funny. I'm telling you, he laughed.
Robert Barone : Yeah, yeah. You see, if he laughed, it was the uneasy chuckle of a terrified young child having to spend the afternoon with a very mean and unfunny man.
Ray Barone : I bet when you make out in the car, that Jesus weeps.
