Extreme Ghostbusters (TV Series)

Darkness at Noon: Part 1 (1997)

Maurice LaMarche: Dr. Egon Spengler

Quotes 

• Dr. Egon Spengler : I'm breaking the first rule of Ghostbusting: Never go solo.

• Dr. Egon Spengler : Janine was our receptionist.

  Janine Melnitz : I like to think that our relationship was more than that...

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Of course, Janine also did the accounting and collections.

• Kylie : Wow. This is really it. The headquarters of the Ghostbusters.

  Roland Jackson : There's the Ecto-1!

  [Roland wipes off dust] 

  Roland Jackson : Needs a wash.

  Dr. Egon Spengler : [Egon checks his P.K.E]  P.K.E. readings are through the roof. This is indicative of a major outbreak of ectoplasmic activity.

  Kylie : Ghosts walk among us.

  Eduardo : And so do weird chicks.

• Garrett Miller : So, what's the deal? I thought this was Egon Spengler's class "Paranormal Phenomena 101".

  Kylie : You thought right.

  Garrett Miller : Popular class, huh?

  [Garrett notices what's Kyile is reading] 

  Garrett Miller : "Spengler's Spirit Guide". Cool.

  Kylie : You've read it?

  Garrett Miller : Nah, but I know all about Spengler. He's an OGB as in "Original Ghostbuster". Ha, ha. I wanna hear all about how those guys kicked ghost butt.

  [Eduardo walks in] 

  Garrett Miller : Man, if I ever got a chance to zap those suckers.

  [Garret makes zapping noises] 

  Eduardo : Yeah, right. Ghosts. Any moron with half a brain cell knows they don't exist. I mean, you got to be a...

  [Eduardo notices Kylie's books] 

  Garrett Miller : Real slick, bro. Open mouth, insert foot.

  Eduardo : Yeah? Well at least I have a foot. One that works... to insert.

  Kylie : So, why are you taking this class, Mr. "half-a-brain-cell"?

  Eduardo : The name's... Eduardo. And I'm taking it because it's what's known as an "easy A".

  Garrett Miller : [Roland walks in]  What about you, bro? You're here for the "easy A"?

  Roland Jackson : Easy "A"? I, eh, don't really follow rap music much.

  Eduardo : He's asking you believe in "Ghosts"?

  Roland Jackson : Well, I've never 'seen' one, but I'm open to the possibility. Now, what I 'have' seen is the Ecto-1. That was the Ghostbusters car, at an auto show. Man, those guys had some incredible hardware like those ghost-blasting things.

  Dr. Egon Spengler : [Egon walks in]  Proton guns. Actually, to be more accurate: Ectoplasmic molecular displacement beams.

  Kylie : It's him! Egon Spengler!

  Eduardo : I'm all a twitter.

• Dr. Egon Spengler : I have to go, Slimer. The city's in peril. And to put it in the vernacular: "Who you gonna call"?

• Roland Jackson : [Roland picks up a device]  What's this do?

  Dr. Egon Spengler : That's a spectral proto capacitator. What would be known in laymans terms as...

  Kylie : [Kylie grabs the device from Roland]  ... a ghost beacon.

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Correct. By emitting an ultra parasonic frequency, it allows the user to summon a ghost.

  Eduardo : Now there's a party waiting to happen.

  Dr. Egon Spengler : [Kylie activates the ghost beacon and Egon stops her disactivating it]  Uh, we don't want any accidents, now.

  Janine Melnitz : [coughing]  All this fancy equipment and you still don't own a vacuum.

  Garrett Miller : [Slimer eats Garrett's candy bar]  Speaking of vacuums...