- Eduardo: What's up with that weird chick Kylie? She's such a big fan of this ghost stuff, so where is she?
- Garrett Miller: I think somebody has a little thing for Vampira...
- Eduardo: Oh, yeah right. Scrawny girls who talk to ghoulies really float my boat.
- Janine Melnitz: [Janine walks in] Oh, dear. Egon hasn't shown up, has he?
- Garrett Miller: No.
- Roland Jackson: Haven't seen him.
- Eduardo: Maybe he's dead.
- Janine Melnitz: He went off by himself last night... to do some Ghostbusting.
- Garrett Miller: That old geezer? He could bust a gut!
- Janine Melnitz: That 'old geezer' has saved this city I don't know how many times.
- Garrett Miller: Bite my head off, why don't ya?
- Janine Melnitz: Oh, It's just that he's let himself get so out of shape.
- Roland Jackson: Maybe we outta check out the firehouse?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Janine was our receptionist.
- Janine Melnitz: I like to think that our relationship was more than that...
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Of course, Janine also did the accounting and collections.
- Kylie: Wow. This is really it. The headquarters of the Ghostbusters.
- Roland Jackson: There's the Ecto-1!
- [Roland wipes off dust]
- Roland Jackson: Needs a wash.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [Egon checks his P.K.E] P.K.E. readings are through the roof. This is indicative of a major outbreak of ectoplasmic activity.
- Kylie: Ghosts walk among us.
- Eduardo: And so do weird chicks.
- Garrett Miller: So, what's the deal? I thought this was Egon Spengler's class "Paranormal Phenomena 101".
- Kylie: You thought right.
- Garrett Miller: Popular class, huh?
- [Garrett notices what's Kyile is reading]
- Garrett Miller: "Spengler's Spirit Guide". Cool.
- Kylie: You've read it?
- Garrett Miller: Nah, but I know all about Spengler. He's an OGB as in "Original Ghostbuster". Ha, ha. I wanna hear all about how those guys kicked ghost butt.
- [Eduardo walks in]
- Garrett Miller: Man, if I ever got a chance to zap those suckers.
- [Garret makes zapping noises]
- Eduardo: Yeah, right. Ghosts. Any moron with half a brain cell knows they don't exist. I mean, you got to be a...
- [Eduardo notices Kylie's books]
- Garrett Miller: Real slick, bro. Open mouth, insert foot.
- Eduardo: Yeah? Well at least I have a foot. One that works... to insert.
- Kylie: So, why are you taking this class, Mr. "half-a-brain-cell"?
- Eduardo: The name's... Eduardo. And I'm taking it because it's what's known as an "easy A".
- Garrett Miller: [Roland walks in] What about you, bro? You're here for the "easy A"?
- Roland Jackson: Easy "A"? I, eh, don't really follow rap music much.
- Eduardo: He's asking you believe in "Ghosts"?
- Roland Jackson: Well, I've never 'seen' one, but I'm open to the possibility. Now, what I 'have' seen is the Ecto-1. That was the Ghostbusters car, at an auto show. Man, those guys had some incredible hardware like those ghost-blasting things.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [Egon walks in] Proton guns. Actually, to be more accurate: Ectoplasmic molecular displacement beams.
- Kylie: It's him! Egon Spengler!
- Eduardo: I'm all a twitter.
- Roland Jackson: [while listening to Egon's lectures] He's giving us hard data on the life cycles of ghosts as if he's got scientific proof that they exist.
- Kylie: They do.
- Roland Jackson: Are you saying you've seen one?
- Kylie: [in a creepy voice] I am one.
- [Roland looks shocked]
- Kylie: Kidding. But ever since losing my great grandma Rose, about a year ago, I often sense her presence.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I have to go, Slimer. The city's in peril. And to put it in the vernacular: "Who you gonna call"?
- Roland Jackson: [Roland picks up a device] What's this do?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: That's a spectral proto capacitator. What would be known in laymans terms as...
- Kylie: [Kylie grabs the device from Roland] ... a ghost beacon.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Correct. By emitting an ultra parasonic frequency, it allows the user to summon a ghost.
- Eduardo: Now there's a party waiting to happen.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [Kylie activates the ghost beacon and Egon stops her disactivating it] Uh, we don't want any accidents, now.
- Janine Melnitz: [coughing] All this fancy equipment and you still don't own a vacuum.
- Garrett Miller: [Slimer eats Garrett's candy bar] Speaking of vacuums...
- Achira: At last, the portal has been opened and I, Achira, demon spawn of Duaka have arisen to spread disease and decay upon the populace of this cursed city! Very soon now, and the eleventh prophecy shall be fulfilled!