- Janine Melnitz: Why would something that lives in water suck more water out of people?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Actually, it's their essence, or life force that it takes, but because of it's affinity for water, it drains their bodily fluids as a byproduct.
- Janine Melnitz: So, this creature is some sort of Ectoplastic vampire?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: In a sense.
- Kylie Griffin: [to Eduardo] You let Rousseau make off with a Class 5 entity!
- Garrett Miller: Yeah, and the guy probably stole a couple o' towels, too.
- Eduardo Rivera: [about François Rousseau] And I bet that accent's phoney, too. He probably talks as good as I do.
- Garrett Miller: You know, I bet he does.
- Kylie Griffin: [using PKE meter] Definate Ecto activity coming from... down there.
- François Rousseau: That's the maintenance closet.
- Eduardo Rivera: Demon janitor?
- Roland Jackson: Isn't that the Institute that François Rousseau works out of?
- Eduardo Rivera: The Galloping French Chef?
- Kylie Griffin: No, the Marine Biologist.
- Garrett Miller: He does all those TV Specials, searching for Montezuma's treasure, in pursuit of the great white whale!
- Eduardo Rivera: Oh, right, right, right.
- [fake French accent]
- Eduardo Rivera: While I zit on ze boat drinking tea.