- Dr. Egon Spengler: Kissing is a classic conjunctive ritual. Ethereal subjugation of the corporeal, I see it regularly.
- Leonard Bates: Well I don't! I'm just a tax accountant from Long Island.
- Eduardo Rivera: Oh great, a yuppie...
- Kylie Griffin: You know what I want? To travel the world with a handsome, intelligent man.
- [leaves room]
- Garrett Miller: [turns to Eduardo] A man... hey, you hear that, amigo? You're almost her type. One out of three is not bad!
- [laughs]
- Garrett Miller: [Ghost Bride escapes into a plate on a stand] Come on out and fight like a ghost, you!
- [throws the plate onto the floor and rides over it with his wheelchair several times]
- Garrett Miller: Dibs on the couch!
- Eduardo Rivera: Too slow, big guy. I hear sleeping on a hard surface is good for you posture.
- Kylie Griffin: [Kylie knocks on bathroom door] Roland! Roland, are you gonna spend all night in there?
- Roland Jackson: [Roland comes out the bathroom dressed in his men's pajamas] No.
- Kylie Griffin: [chuckles] Nice jammies.
- Roland Jackson: [Garrett looks at Roland's pajamas] What?
- Garrett Miller: [chuckles] Where's the little matching bunny slippers?
- Roland Jackson: Haven't you people ever seen men's pajamas before? Sheesh.
- Eduardo Rivera: Uh, I thought men's pajamas was a t-shirt and underwear.
- Garrett Miller: Hey, Ed. Whatever happens tonight, I do 'not' want to see those covers coming off.
- [Garrett's in a wheelchair]
- Garrett Miller: A son would be cool. I could teach him all of my tricks, we could race together, I'd get him his own little chair.
- Roland Jackson: Garrett, you might have a son that can walk.
- Garrett Miller: Well, I guess I could still love him.