- [Agarn believes the Count has transformed Captain Parmenter into a chicken, which lays an egg]
- Cpl. Randolph Agarn: Congratulations, sir. You're a mother.
- [Agarn is frightened to be at Count Sforza's front door; they believe the Count has kidnapped Jane]
- Cpl. Randolph Agarn: I still say we didn't have to come. We coulda written a threatening letter.