The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Read No Evil (1982)
Geri Jewell: Geri Tyler
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Quotes
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Blair Warner : You're not paying attention, Geri. I thought you wanted to do a routine on soap operas for your act.
Geri Tyler : I do, but I can't keep track of who's doing what to who and how often.
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Geri Tyler : [to Blair] Didn't you say before you watched a soap opera that you'd rather run naked through K-Mart?
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Edna Garrett : What's the problem, Natalie?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Please, don't get her started.
Natalie Green : Okay, I'm IN the library!
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Too late.
Natalie Green : And I'm doing research for a paper, right? OKAY! So I go to the shelf to get last month's Ms. Magazine, and it isn't there!
Edna Garrett : So?
Natalie Green : So, I go to the front desk and ask Miss Muldoon if it's been checked out. She tells me the subscription to Ms. was cancelled, isn't that strange?
Edna Garrett : A little, considering all the feminists on campus.
Natalie Green : That's what I said! Then she tells me that certain elements of Ms. Magazine were considered offensive!
Edna Garrett : Offensive?
Natalie Green : That's what I said! Then I find out books have been taken out of the library too for reevaluation!
Geri Tyler : What does that mean?
Natalie Green : I'll tell you what that means!
Edna Garrett : Censorship.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : That's what I said!
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Edna Garrett : Are you sure about this?
Natalie Green : [hands her a list] If you're thinking about checking any of these books out of the library, forget about it.
Edna Garrett : The Fixer, Catch-22, and Slaughterhouse-Five?
Blair Warner : Slaughterhouse-Five, I wrote my term paper on that last year. It was brilliant.
Geri Tyler : That was a good book!
Blair Warner : I was talking about my paper.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Well nobody's going to be writing about it this year.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : How come?
Natalie Green : Because it's offensive!
Geri Tyler : Sounds like book-banning to me.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Isn't that illegal?
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Geri Tyler : Sounds like book-banning to me.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Isn't that illegal?
Blair Warner : Or at least a Ms.-demeanor.
[laughs]
Blair Warner : Get it? Ms.?
Edna Garrett : Well, I know it happens in a lot of other places, but I never thought it would happen here.
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Geri Tyler : Okay everybody, I'm leaving, I've got to get back to New York before my plants die.
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Poor Father Flarity.
Blair Warner : Can you imagine how difficult life will be for a married priest?
Geri Tyler : At least he'll be able to hear his own confession.