George Kirby: Eddie Macon

Quotes 

• Leroy Johnson : Come on, Eddie, why don't you let me take you back to my school and you can get into one of my shows.

  Eddie Macon : No Leroy. Now seeing you has been nice, but now that's enough.

  Leroy Johnson : Well, it ain't enough for me, we supposed to be like family.

  Eddie Macon : No Leroy! I'm history. Now, now, now this is my home. And I'm inviting you to leave.

• Eddie Macon : This is not a comeback, it's more of a bowing out. You see, I'm going to that final curtain. Gonna see that big stage manager in the sky...

  David Reardon : Eddie, you wanna hold off on that heart breaking tale for a while? I got an old Montovani album over there and it would be a whole lot effective with that going.

  Eddie Macon : Don't believe me, huh?

  David Reardon : Would you believe you if you were me?

• Bruno Martelli : Man, how long have you had these charts. Some of these changes are older than Scott Joplin.

  Eddie Macon : It gets better with age. Like... fine wine.

  Leroy Johnson : Oh, the man's had experience with wine, believe me.

  Bruno Martelli : Yeah, well, look I'm not knocking it, it's just that there's stuff here I haven't used in years.

  Eddie Macon : Said the bishop to the lady.