- Danny Xavier Amatullo: [about Hannah] I just don't know what to do for her.
- Chris Donlon: Women, go figure, huh?
- Danny Xavier Amatullo: Donlon, I'm talking about me.
- Chris Donlon: No, no, you're really talking about her. You see, that's what they mean when the say 'What goes around comes around'.
- Danny Xavier Amatullo: [confused] Oh.
- Danny Amatullo: Hey look, I gotta hit the library, I gotta get an English lit assignment I missed. I gotta figure out who Ishmael is.
- Hannah Cooper: Try Moby Dick, Herman Melville.
- Christopher Donlon: These are your bowling scores? One forty-eight and one sixty-five. Hey, that's great, Amatullo, watcha do, go out and buy a loaded ball?
- Danny Amatullo: Gimmie a break, Donlon, that's Hannah's sheet. A little girl that's better than me.
- Laura Mackie: [putting drinks on the table] So are the sisters of St. Mary, and they bowl in long skirts.