- Jonathan 'Jody' Patterson-Davis: [Jody is dressed as an Indian] Uncle Bill... When us Indians capture Mr. French, do we scalp his head or his chin?
- Catherine 'Cissy' Patterson-Davis: [Jody has tied Mr. French in a chair, and Cissy is untying him] I'm sorry, Mr. French... I'm sure Jody was just playing.
- Mr. Giles French: Playing indeed!... That young man could make even Geronimo take to the hills!
- Mr. Giles French: [Jody has shot Mr. French with a rubber tipped arrow in the head] Mr. Davis, how much longer?
- Uncle Bill Davis: Ignore him.
- Ava Elizabeth 'Buffy' Patterson-Davis: [Jody is tying Mr. French in a chair] What are you doing?
- Jonathan 'Jody' Patterson-Davis: Me capture paleface!
- Ava Elizabeth 'Buffy' Patterson-Davis: Are you gonna torture him?
- Jonathan 'Jody' Patterson-Davis: Yup.
- Ava Elizabeth 'Buffy' Patterson-Davis: Well... Have fun.
- Jonathan 'Jody' Patterson-Davis: [Cissy has untied Mr. French after Jody tied him up] Hey, that's not fair!... I was gonna scalp Mr. French!
- Mr. Giles French: Nonsense... I am an Englishman, and we have a treaty with the Iriquois!
- Jonathan 'Jody' Patterson-Davis: [Jody receives a hard hat from Uncle Bill] Now I'm gonna tear down this whole building!