- Laura Winslow: [a knock at the back door, to Eddie] That's probably Maxine. She got one of those trashy lingerie catalogues in the mail, and she thinks one of the models is our homeroom teacher.
- Harriette Winslow: Carl, what have we always told our kids?
- Carl Winslow: [thinks] Don't slam the toilet seat?
- Laura Winslow: Waldo, what're you doing here? You weren't here yesterday.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: You mean this class is every day?
- Laura Winslow: Yeah.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I wish people would make up their minds! I waited here all summer.