- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: [after Steve insults him] Sticks and stones may break my bones but
- [sing-song]
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: I've got all your money.
- Rachel Crawford: Why did you file the pickles under J?
- Harriette Winslow: Because they're in jars.
- Rachel Crawford: Then why did you file the jar of jelly under S?
- Harriette Winslow: Because it's strawberry.
- Steve Urkel: All I've got is two pairs.
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: Ha!
- [reaches for the money]
- Steve Urkel: Uh uh uh! Two pairs... of 10s! I win!
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: [in shock] Four 10s?
- Steve Urkel: You lose.
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: Four 10s?
- Steve Urkel: You lose. Any way you say it, you lose!
- Laura Winslow: [sitting around exhausted after a baseball team frequented the restaurant] But the tips make up for it.
- Rachel Crawford: Oh yeah, a friendly smile, a nice attitude, and you go home with some money in your pockets. How'd you do, Laura?
- Laura Winslow: Not bad, $38. How 'bout you, Mom?
- [Harriette doesn't answer]
- Laura Winslow: Mom?
- Harriette Winslow: Four dollars and thirteen cents... and half a stick of chewing gum.