- [Waldo orders food on foot at the drive-through station]
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Waldo, this is a drive-through.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I know.
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: So if you don't have a car, why didn't you come inside?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I like talking to the big bun.
- [Waldo has just given Eddie a list of IOU at Mighty Weenie]
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts?
- [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit?
- [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: DAN DRUFF?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh don't worry they promised to come back tomorrow.
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve.
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend.
- [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on.
- [smiles]
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll miss Waldo.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'll tell you what, Waldo. I'm gonna give you a job here at Mighty Weenie.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Really?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: The least I can do is hire my best friend.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Aw! Aw gee!
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Are you ok, Waldo?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Yeah. It's just that I'm deeply touched and I thank you so much.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well it's ok. I'm just glad I can help out.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: When do I start?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Tomorrow at noon.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Aw! Aw gee!
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: You touched again?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: No. I ain't getting up that early.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, I need some advice.
- Carl Winslow: [back from running] Here's a piece: don't jog in new underwear.