Family Matters (TV Series)
Citizen's Court (1991)
Shawn Harrison: Waldo Geraldo Faldo
Quotes
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Laura Lee Winslow : O.k. Waldo, you may go now.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Oh, no thanks, I went before I left.
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Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : State your name.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Illinois.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Uh... no, Waldo, state your name. Not name your state.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Oh, cool. Waldo Faldo... from Illinois.
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Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : I call Waldo Faldo up.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : O.k., but I'm not Home.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Waldo... come to the Witness Stand.
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Steve Urkel : [Steve is suing Carl on the TV show Citizen's Court and Waldo has been called as a witness] Waldo, how did you feel about Pablo?
Waldo : [Monotone while Steve mouths his words with him] Pablo was a kind and gentle creature. When I was with him, I felt... I felt...
[Rolls up his sleeve and begins reading]
Waldo : ...I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere.
Steve Urkel : [panicked] ... um... perhaps you mean "biosphere"?
Waldo : [after thinking a moment] Ok. Cool.
Steve Urkel : [Rushed] That's all. I'm finished with this witness, your honor!
Laura : Wait a second. Excuse me Waldo, is there something written on your arm?
Waldo : Just the stuff Steve told me to say.
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Eddie : That thing is so ugly.
Steve Urkel : Shh. Pablo's bilingual!
Waldo : Excuse me, but I don't wanna hear about a bug's sex life.