- Rachel Crawford: We got some great costumes! I'm going to be Rapunzel.
- Laura Winslow: I'm gonna be Tina Turner.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I'm going to be Bette Davis from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
- Harriette Winslow: What costume did I get?
- Rachel Crawford: [pause] Well, I better go check on Richie.
- Harriette Winslow: Rachel, what costume did *I* get?
- [Rachel gives her the dress bag, checks the tag]
- Harriette Winslow: The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
- Rachel Crawford: Well, Harriette, you're a very popular size, it was the Hunchback or Leatherface, between the two I thought you'd really jump for the hump.