Family Matters (TV Series)
Father of the Bride (1994)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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Harriette Winslow : Uh, what's going on here?
Laura Winslow : First he put on that stupid kilt. Then he made a stupid bet that he could bowl a stupid strike with his stupid foot. Then he got his stupid toe caught in the stupid ball!
Steve Urkel : Well, it could happen to anyone.
Laura Winslow : Oh, don't be stupid.
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Steve Urkel : Kids, come over here and introduce yourselves to boompa!
Steven Aloysius Urkel : I'm Steven Aloysius Urkel!
Steven Bertram Urkel : I'm Steven Bertram Urkel.
Steven Cornelius Urkel : I'm Steven Cornelius Urkel!
Stephanie Sue Urkel : [a white girl] I'm Stephanie Sue Urkel!
Carl Winslow : [to Steve, taken aback] Stephanie?
Steve Urkel : Oh she's adopted.
Carl Winslow : No kidding!