Family Matters (TV Series)
Hot Stuff (1993)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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Steve Urkel : [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. Just as I thought. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work, because all the serial numbers have been scratched off.
Eddie : What do you mean, Steve?
Steve Urkel : Eddo, this stereo is hot!
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Steve Urkel : You remember Myra?
Laura Winslow : Ted's cousin?
Steve Urkel : Yes, indeedy. Well, she... uh... she wants my bod!
Laura Winslow : Well, Steve, I think it's great news that a girl is interested in you. In fact, it renews my faith in miracles.
Steve Urkel : But... but Laura, you don't understand. Myra's all over me like a bum on a sandwich.
Laura Winslow : You're kidding.
Steve Urkel : Oh, would that I were. She calls me constantly. She writes me love letters. She even sent me presents. She's even transferred into my English class.
Laura Winslow : Well, what's wrong with that?
Steve Urkel : She doesn't go to our school!