Family Matters (TV Series)

Jailhouse Blues (1992)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

Quotes 

• Carl Otis Winslow : He's trouble. At the airport he picked up 6 bags.

  Laura Lee Winslow : So?

  Carl Otis Winslow : So, only two were his.

• Lt. Murtaugh : I dropped the, uh, nerd off next door at the, uh, nerd house. His parents were very upset.

  Carl : Why? Because he was in jail?

  Lt. Murtaugh : No, because I brought him back.

• Laura Lee Winslow : What're you guys going to see at the dinner theater?

  Harriette Winslow : Bye Bye Birdie.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Or in my case, Hello Rubber Chicken.