- Judy Winslow: Hey, Dad?
- Carl Winslow: Yes, sweetheart?
- Judy Winslow: I got my report card today.
- Carl Winslow: Oh?
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh, Carl, her grades are just a little less than perfect. So, when you look at her report card, try to show some compassion.
- Carl Winslow: Well, of course, Mother. Okay, Judy, let's have it.
- Judy Winslow: [gives Carl the report card] Here you go.
- Carl Winslow: [looks at the report card] Would you look at these grades. These grades are terrible!
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh, no. I'm sorry. That's one of YOUR old report cards.
- Eddie Winslow: [after Carl's talk with Steve on the roof] Uh, Dad, can I have a word with you down by the gutter?
- [Eddie and Carl step away from Steve]
- Carl Winslow: What is it, son?
- Eddie Winslow: Why aren't you kicking Steve off of here?
- Carl Winslow: Simple. As long as he's ON our house, he can't be IN our house.
- [Steve accidentally causes snow from the roof to fall on Carl]
- Carl Winslow: You know, he's even annoying up there.