Family Matters (TV Series)

Karate Kids (1996)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel, Bruce Lee Urkel

Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : [after finding out Renoldo beat up 3J at the park]  I have been silent long enough! When they stuffed me into the basketball hoop, I shrugged it off. When they hung me by my ankles and used me as a tetherball, I held my tongue.

  [actually holds his tongue] 

  Steve Urkel : But when they start hurting little kids, THAT is crossing the line!

• Steve Urkel : [as Bruce Lee]  All we want is a safe place for the kids to play. So if you're smart, you'll leave right now. If you're stu-pid, your fwiends and family will soon be visiting you in the twauma unit.

  Skull : [laughs]  You're the one who's gonna wind up in the 'twauma unit'.

• Steve Urkel : Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Bruce Lee.

  Richie Crawford : I'm Bruce Lee too.

  3J : I'm Bruce Lee 3.

  Steve Urkel : Together we are...

  Steve Urkel , Richie Crawford , 3J : The Bruce Lee trio!