- Steve Urkel: [after finding out Renoldo beat up 3J at the park] I have been silent long enough! When they stuffed me into the basketball hoop, I shrugged it off. When they hung me by my ankles and used me as a tetherball, I held my tongue.
- [actually holds his tongue]
- Steve Urkel: But when they start hurting little kids, THAT is crossing the line!
- Steve Urkel: [as Bruce Lee] All we want is a safe place for the kids to play. So if you're smart, you'll leave right now. If you're stu-pid, your fwiends and family will soon be visiting you in the twauma unit.
- Skull: [laughs] You're the one who's gonna wind up in the 'twauma unit'.
- Steve Urkel: Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Bruce Lee.
- Richie Crawford: I'm Bruce Lee too.
- 3J: I'm Bruce Lee 3.
- Steve Urkel: Together we are...
- Steve Urkel, Richie Crawford, 3J: The Bruce Lee trio!