Family Matters (TV Series)

Life in the Fast Lane (1996)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

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Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : [hopped up on diet pills, to Carl]  Hey, after this, let's wax the cars, write some songs, paint the kitchen and build a tree house!

• Carl Winslow : [at the dinner table]  What is it?

  Steve Urkel : Your pork chop, looks exactly like the state of West Virginia. Oh! And my mashed potatoes, look like the state of Maryland... why, if you'll trade pork chops with me, I'll have bordering states.

  Carl Winslow : [switches]  Happy?

  Steve Urkel : Wait a minute... your bread roll looks a lot like the state of Delaware, if you just...

  Carl Winslow : OH WILL YOU SHUT UP?