Family Matters (TV Series)

Life of the Party (1991)

Larenz Tate: Willie Fuffner

Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : To be quite honest, Fuffner; I'd written you off as being incorrigible.

  Willie Fuffner : What did he say?

  Waldo : He called you a gerbil.

• Cop : [Searching Willie and Waldo]  Ok, where did you hide the booze?

  Willie Fuffner : I don't know what you're talking about, officer.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : [reveals his empty jacket]  He probably means the booze that was in my coat.

  [Willie is upset at Waldo as Laura shows up to the crime. She informs Maxine that Steve is safe and Rachel has just taken him home] 

  Willie Fuffner : See officer, everything is fine. We were just having a little fun

  Laura Lee Winslow : Fun? Steve could've been killed.

  Willie Fuffner : Hey but he wasn't, so chill out okay.

  Laura Lee Winslow : You just don't get it, do you? You think it's cool to come to a party with a mini bar in your coat. You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool. Well it's not cool. It's not funny, it's dangerous.

  Cop : It's also against the law.

  [He and his partner grabs Willie and Waldo] 

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Where are we going, Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : Jail, I guess.

  Cop : You're going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up.

  Willie Fuffner : Do we get a phone call?

  Cop : One call.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Can it be a 976 number?

  [Willie grabs Waldo and takes him with the cops who arrested them] 

• [Steve has humiliated Willie at the party that he grabs a small glass of Vodka and pours it into Urkel's cup] 

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : What'cha gonna do, Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : I'm gonna get Urkel.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Why are ya gonna do that, Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : Because he humilated me.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : But you humilate me everyday.

  Willie Fuffner : That's different, you're my friend.