Family Matters (TV Series)

Life of the Party (1991)

Shawn Harrison: Waldo Geraldo Faldo

Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : To be quite honest, Fuffner; I'd written you off as being incorrigible.

  Willie Fuffner : What did he say?

  Waldo : He called you a gerbil.

• Cop : [Searching Willie and Waldo]  Ok, where did you hide the booze?

  Willie Fuffner : I don't know what you're talking about, officer.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : [reveals his empty jacket]  He probably means the booze that was in my coat.

  [Willie is upset at Waldo as Laura shows up to the crime. She informs Maxine that Steve is safe and Rachel has just taken him home] 

  Willie Fuffner : See officer, everything is fine. We were just having a little fun

  Laura Lee Winslow : Fun? Steve could've been killed.

  Willie Fuffner : Hey but he wasn't, so chill out okay.

  Laura Lee Winslow : You just don't get it, do you? You think it's cool to come to a party with a mini bar in your coat. You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool. Well it's not cool. It's not funny, it's dangerous.

  Cop : It's also against the law.

  [He and his partner grabs Willie and Waldo] 

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Where are we going, Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : Jail, I guess.

  Cop : You're going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up.

  Willie Fuffner : Do we get a phone call?

  Cop : One call.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Can it be a 976 number?

  [Willie grabs Waldo and takes him with the cops who arrested them] 

• [Steve has humiliated Willie at the party that he grabs a small glass of Vodka and pours it into Urkel's cup] 

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : What'cha gonna do, Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : I'm gonna get Urkel.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Why are ya gonna do that, Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : Because he humilated me.

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : But you humilate me everyday.

  Willie Fuffner : That's different, you're my friend.

• [Steve is wasted] 

  Laura : Steve...

  Steve Urkel : Laura! Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes!

  Laura : Are you all right?

  Steve Urkel : Swell, punch! I want more punch! Anybody have more punch?

  Laura : Steve, calm down!

  Steve Urkel : [as Waldo hands Steve a cup of the spiked punch]  Why should I Laura? I'm the pife of the larty!

  [splashes Waldo with the spiked punch] 

  Steve Urkel : [Steve is still wasted]  Ooh the Durkel!

  Laura : Waldo, what's with Steve? He's acting weird, even for him!

  Waldo : Willie told me not to tell.

  Laura : Tell what?

  Waldo : That he spiked Urkel's punch.

  Laura : WHAT?

  Waldo : I said he... Hey, you can't trick me!

  Steve Urkel : Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel!

  [Steve climbs on the ledge of the roof] 

  Rachel Crawford : Steve! Steve! Get down from there!

  Steve Urkel : Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow... oh...

  [guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof] 

  Steve Urkel : Help! Help!

  Laura : Steve, are you okay?

  Steve Urkel : [Hanging on a ledge]  I've fallen and I can't get up!