Family Matters (TV Series)
Life of the Party (1991)
Telma Hopkins: Rachel Crawford
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Quotes
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Steve Urkel : Aaah! Aaaah!
Rachel Crawford : It's okay, Steve. I'm here.
Steve Urkel : I know! You're standing on my finger!
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[Steve is wasted]
Laura : Steve...
Steve Urkel : Laura! Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes!
Laura : Are you all right?
Steve Urkel : Swell, punch! I want more punch! Anybody have more punch?
Laura : Steve, calm down!
Steve Urkel : [as Waldo hands Steve a cup of the spiked punch] Why should I Laura? I'm the pife of the larty!
[splashes Waldo with the spiked punch]
Steve Urkel : [Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel!
Laura : Waldo, what's with Steve? He's acting weird, even for him!
Waldo : Willie told me not to tell.
Laura : Tell what?
Waldo : That he spiked Urkel's punch.
Laura : WHAT?
Waldo : I said he... Hey, you can't trick me!
Steve Urkel : Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel!
[Steve climbs on the ledge of the roof]
Rachel Crawford : Steve! Steve! Get down from there!
Steve Urkel : Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow... oh...
[guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof]
Steve Urkel : Help! Help!
Laura : Steve, are you okay?
Steve Urkel : [Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Steve Urkel : Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel Crawford : Tightrope walking.
Steve Urkel : Do you know how to do that?
Rachel Crawford : No.