Family Matters (TV Series)
Love and Kisses (1992)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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Laura Lee Winslow : Steve?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Yeah?
Laura Lee Winslow : What you did for me tonight was really special. It meant a lot to me. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. The truth is... you deserve a kiss.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : You mean, you want to kiss me?
Laura Lee Winslow : I didn't say that.
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Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [after Steve, Eddie & Waldo sang 'My Girl'] Don't we remind you of The Temptations?
Laura Lee Winslow : No! More like The Repulsions.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : [talking to Eddie] Man, they didn't even know who we were. And we practiced for six minutes!
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Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Would you like that?
Laura Lee Winslow : I'd love it, but...
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Oh, no buts! Suppose I made it happen. Would you reward me with a kiss?
Laura Lee Winslow : Sure. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face.
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Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying.
[Notices Maxine & Laura left the living room]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Well, I thought it was a good story.