Family Matters (TV Series)
Mama's Wedding (1993)
Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow
Quotes
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[Carl has just gotten wind of Eddie's plans to have a flier party. This causes Steve, Waldo and Weasel to leave and Eddie laughs nervously]
Carl Otis Winslow : Edward, who are all these kids?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Caterer trainees.
Carl Otis Winslow : Try again.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought.
Carl Otis Winslow : Why not try the truth!
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Ok, Dad. Me and the guys were going to have a flyer party next Saturday when you go out of town. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. All these people think the party is tonight.
[the photographer takes a snap shot of Eddie nerously laughing as Carl drives him away]
Carl Otis Winslow : All right. Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral.
[grabs Eddie]
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[Eddie tries to flirt with a cute girl]
Carl Otis Winslow : [behind him] Edward!
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : [nervous laugh] Great wedding, huh, Dad?
Carl Otis Winslow : You know, son, if screwing up ever became an Olympic event, you would win the gold.
[pulls him away]
Carl Otis Winslow : 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : We took in $2000, Dad, and we want you to have it.
Carl Otis Winslow : [takes the money from Eddie] I love you, son. You're a fine man. You'll be spending the month of May in your room, but you're a fine young man.
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Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Waldo!
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Wassup?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : How could you mess this up?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Hey, cut me some slack. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. My mom's the one who really messed up. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and...
[Steve covers his mouth for one second. then removes his hand]
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : ...over and over and over.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [tries to hold Eddie] Eddo. Eddo. Eddo. Easy Eddo!
Weasel : Yeah, chill. Let's serviate on the bright side.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Bright side? What bright side, Weasel?
Weasel : [pulls out cash from his pockets] Look at this! $1500 dead presidents, and the homies are still coming in.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Yeah, well, you have to get rid of them. This is my grandmother's wedding and... $1500. No. No. No. This isn't right, Weasel. These kids are gonna ruin everything. They have to go.
Weasel : Hey loosen up, Eduardo. Look, I clued everybody in. We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. Then we par-tay. See, no problem.
Carl Otis Winslow : EDWARD!
Weasel : Problem.