Family Matters (TV Series)
Mama's Wedding (1993)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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[Runs to Eddie]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! The nuptials have developed a slight snafu.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : What's wrong?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally against?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Yeah? What about it, Steve?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [pulls out a flyer] Well, tell me again. Refresh my memory. When is that party supposed to be?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Next Saturday.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [shows Eddie the flyer] Wrong, cummerbund breath! Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Right now you have over a hundred crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie!
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Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Waldo!
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Wassup?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : How could you mess this up?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Hey, cut me some slack. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. My mom's the one who really messed up. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and...
[Steve covers his mouth for one second. then removes his hand]
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : ...over and over and over.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [tries to hold Eddie] Eddo. Eddo. Eddo. Easy Eddo!
Weasel : Yeah, chill. Let's serviate on the bright side.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Bright side? What bright side, Weasel?
Weasel : [pulls out cash from his pockets] Look at this! $1500 dead presidents, and the homies are still coming in.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Yeah, well, you have to get rid of them. This is my grandmother's wedding and... $1500. No. No. No. This isn't right, Weasel. These kids are gonna ruin everything. They have to go.
Weasel : Hey loosen up, Eduardo. Look, I clued everybody in. We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. Then we par-tay. See, no problem.
Carl Otis Winslow : EDWARD!
Weasel : Problem.
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Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Waldo, you make up one thousand flyers.
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : But I'll get writer's cramp.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Make one, then xerox it!