- [Carl has just gotten wind of Eddie's plans to have a flier party. This causes Steve, Waldo and Weasel to leave and Eddie laughs nervously]
- Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, who are all these kids?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Caterer trainees.
- Carl Otis Winslow: Try again.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought.
- Carl Otis Winslow: Why not try the truth!
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Ok, Dad. Me and the guys were going to have a flyer party next Saturday when you go out of town. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. All these people think the party is tonight.
- [the photographer takes a snap shot of Eddie nerously laughing as Carl drives him away]
- Carl Otis Winslow: All right. Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral.
- [grabs Eddie]
- [Runs to Eddie]
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! The nuptials have developed a slight snafu.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What's wrong?
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally against?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah? What about it, Steve?
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [pulls out a flyer] Well, tell me again. Refresh my memory. When is that party supposed to be?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Next Saturday.
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [shows Eddie the flyer] Wrong, cummerbund breath! Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Right now you have over a hundred crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie!
- [Eddie tries to flirt with a cute girl]
- Carl Otis Winslow: [behind him] Edward!
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [nervous laugh] Great wedding, huh, Dad?
- Carl Otis Winslow: You know, son, if screwing up ever became an Olympic event, you would win the gold.
- [pulls him away]
- Carl Otis Winslow: 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: We took in $2000, Dad, and we want you to have it.
- Carl Otis Winslow: [takes the money from Eddie] I love you, son. You're a fine man. You'll be spending the month of May in your room, but you're a fine young man.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo!
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wassup?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Hey, cut me some slack. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. My mom's the one who really messed up. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and...
- [Steve covers his mouth for one second. then removes his hand]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: ...over and over and over.
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [tries to hold Eddie] Eddo. Eddo. Eddo. Easy Eddo!
- Weasel: Yeah, chill. Let's serviate on the bright side.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? What bright side, Weasel?
- Weasel: [pulls out cash from his pockets] Look at this! $1500 dead presidents, and the homies are still coming in.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, well, you have to get rid of them. This is my grandmother's wedding and... $1500. No. No. No. This isn't right, Weasel. These kids are gonna ruin everything. They have to go.
- Weasel: Hey loosen up, Eduardo. Look, I clued everybody in. We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. Then we par-tay. See, no problem.
- Carl Otis Winslow: EDWARD!
- Weasel: Problem.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo, you make up one thousand flyers.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But I'll get writer's cramp.
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Make one, then xerox it!