Family Matters (TV Series)

Marriage 101 (1990)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

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Quotes 

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. It's like wanting to touch a star- you know you'll never reach it but you've just gotta keep trying.

  Laura Lee Winslow : [crying]  Steve why do you always say things like that?

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. It's the closest I'll ever get to marrying you- thats why I wanted you to have this- no strings attached- just the one to my heart.

• Laura Lee Winslow : [after Steve gives her a ring]  This is real! Where did you get the money for this?

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them.

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : You won't be sorry, sir. I can assure you that we Urkels are a fine, old family, with a proud name. You know that in Kenya, "Urkel" means "a benign cyst on the foreleg of a wildebeest"?

• Laura : Where did you get the money for this?

  Steve Urkel : From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them!

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Ready for dessert my little crepe-suzette?

  Laura Lee Winslow : Steve, I'm stuffed, you cooked me seven meals today.

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : It would've been eight, but I didn't like the smell of that sushi.