- Carl Winslow: We were going to go over our stamp collection.
- Eddie Winslow: I can't, Waldo's grandmother had surgery and I'm invited to the welcome home party.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: What kind of operation did she have?
- Eddie Winslow: A fanny lift. They're hoping this time it stays above her knees.
- Laura Winslow: [after nodding off studying] I'm just tired.
- Steve Urkel: Well lately it seems you always are. Why just yesterday you fell asleep in class.
- Laura Winslow: That can happen to anybody.
- Steve Urkel: Not while you're writing on the blackboard!
- Harriette Winslow: Laura, where were you?
- Laura Winslow: The Starlight Coffee Shop. I'm a waitress there, I work the midnight to 4 A.M. shift.
- Harriette Winslow: But you already have a job.
- Laura Winslow: Well yeah, but I'm saving up to buy a car and I thought I could get it faster if I worked two jobs.
- Harriette Winslow: Well when do you sleep?
- Laura Winslow: Oh I don't, I don't need sleep, I just carry around this water spritz.
- [sprays her face]
- Laura Winslow: There, fresh as a daisy.
- Harriette Winslow: Laura, you're not a fern, you need to sleep. You're spreading yourself too thin and it's not healthy.
- Laura Winslow: I just wanted to prove I was responsible enough to buy my own car. You guys have already given me so much.
- Harriette Winslow: Laura, you're the most responsible kid I know, but sneaking out of the house all hours of the night is not responsible. I'm going to talk to your father, and we're going to help you buy your car.
- Laura Winslow: But you don't have to do that.
- Harriette Winslow: No, we don't have to, we *want* to.
- Steve Urkel: Edo, don't take that stamp. Edo, don't go out that door. Edo, don't get in that car. Edo, don't run over me.