Family Matters (TV Series)

Original Gangsta Dawg (1997)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel, Stefan Urquelle, O.G.D.

Quotes 

• Carl Otis Winslow : After you left, I saw your boy Fresh Squeeze at the door.

  Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD : Bye. With Squeeze I'm not safe nowhere.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Well I talked to your boy Squeeze and he won't be bothering you for a long time.

  Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD : You paid him off

  Carl Otis Winslow : Better, I locked him up.

  Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD : Serious. How did you know?

  Carl Otis Winslow : I recognized him right away. He held operations in Chicago. He left the minute we put a warrant up for his arrest. But I recognized him right away.

  Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD : He must've been dangerous. What did you do?

  Carl Otis Winslow : I told him I was taking him over to see you. On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. You should've seen the look on his face when he saw five officers surrounded my car and said Surprise!

  Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD : Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. Sorry. I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Well there's no rush. You can stay.

  Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD : You all right, Mr.W

  Carl Otis Winslow : You too, OGD

  [he teaches Carl how to handshake in his neighborhood. OGD now knows the police aren't enemies] 

• Stefan Urquelle : [threatening OGD to leave Laura alone]  You can leave on a bus, or in a box, the choice is yours.

  Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD : That's big talk coming from a guy in Italy.

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Oh yeah? Well I'll have you know I'm not in Italy, and I can be back there by tomorrow morning!