Family Matters (TV Series)

Polkapalooza (1998)

Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow

Quotes 

• Laura Winslow : [dancing the polka]  Oh my God!

  Steve Urkel : What is it?

  Laura Winslow : I'm actually having fun!

• Laura Winslow : Maxine, do you think I'm crazy for falling for Steve?

  Maxine Johnson : Yeah, we talked about this before, but you refused to go on medication, so here we are.

• Steve Urkel : Laura, may I have this dance?

  Laura Winslow : Steve, I don't know how to polka.

  Steve Urkel : Just follow my lead, and the let the music carry you away.

• Laura Winslow : [after meeting the kids at Steve's polka clinic]  Steve, you're amazing, you opened an inner city clinic?

  Steve Urkel : Well, polka has given me so much, I wanted to give something back. First it started with the Bavarian Meals on Wheels, then a fundraiser to buy new beer clocks, then the polka clinics.

• Laura Winslow : I feel like the lead in Heidi Comes to Harlem.

  Steve Urkel : Laura, does this mean you'll go to Polkapalooza with me?

  Laura Winslow : No, I have an audition to be the next St. Pauli girl... of course I'll go with you, Steve.

• Laura Winslow : [3J tries to sneak a picture of Laura in her polka dress]  Little boy, if you snap that shutter, I will break you in half.

  [3J puts his camera back in his bag] 

• Laura Winslow : [unable to understand Helga]  Sorry, no habla... German?

  Steve Urkel : She's trying to tell you that I delivered her baby last year during Oktoberfest.

• Laura Winslow : [slow dancing at the end of Polkapalooza]  You know something, Steve?

  Steve Urkel : What?

  Laura Winslow : It's interesting, you had to about drag me down here... but this was actually one of the greatest nights of my life.