- Rachel Crawford: It's almost impossible to find a job these days.
- Laura: [running in] Guess what? I just got a job!
- Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! Welcome to Leroy's!
- [Handing out]
- Steve Urkel: Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu.
- Carl: Uh, just bring us burgers and fries.
- Steve Urkel: [collecting] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Steve Urkel: Okay, welcome, everybody. This is a completely informal meeting, so feel free to ask any questions at any time.
- [Sees Carl raise his hand]
- Steve Urkel: Yes?
- Carl: Why are we here?
- Steve Urkel: Good question...
- [checks nametag]
- Steve Urkel: Carl.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [storms in the living room] How dare you people have an investors' meeting without me?
- Carl: Well Mama, we didn't...
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: If it wasn't for Steve here, I'd still be out back shooting hoops!
- [hands Rachel a check]
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Here.
- Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow... this is a blank check.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Yeah, you catch on real fast.
- Harriette Winslow: We need $5,000.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Write in an amount.
- Carl: Mama, you have that kind of money?
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Is a frog's butt watertight?