Family Matters (TV Series)

Robo-Nerd II (1992)

Michael Chambers: Urkelbot

Quotes 

• Carl Otis Winslow : [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea]  But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. We are properly trained.

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Well, so is Urkelbot! Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Check it out:

  Urkelbot : [Dirty Harry Impression]  Go ahead, punk! Make my day!

  Urkelbot : [Kojack Impression]  Who loves ya, baby!

  Urkelbot : [Joe Friday Impression]  Just the facts, ma'am.

• Urkelbot : [sneaks up behind the robber and surprises him]  Freeze! You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have an attorney present.

  Robber : Shut up! What are you?

  Urkelbot : I'm you're worst nightmare.

  Robber : Oh yeah?

  [opens fire at Urkelbot who catches all the rounds in his hand] 

  Urkelbot : [Urkelbot walks up to the robber and drops the bullets on the floor before lifting the robber off the floor with one hand] 

  Urkelbot : [Terminator Impression]  Hasta la vista, baby!

  [Urkelbot throws robber into a pile of soupcans]