- Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea] But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. We are properly trained.
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Check it out:
- Urkelbot: [Dirty Harry Impression] Go ahead, punk! Make my day!
- Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby!
- Urkelbot: [Joe Friday Impression] Just the facts, ma'am.
- Robber: [holding up the convenience store where Carl, Steve, and Urkelbot are undercover, threatening Carl with a gun] You! Empty the cash register!
- Robber: [threatens Steve] You! Get me a cherry slurpy!
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What size?
- Robber: Surprise me!
- Urkelbot: [sneaks up behind the robber and surprises him] Freeze! You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have an attorney present.
- Robber: Shut up! What are you?
- Urkelbot: I'm you're worst nightmare.
- Robber: Oh yeah?
- [opens fire at Urkelbot who catches all the rounds in his hand]
- Urkelbot: [Urkelbot walks up to the robber and drops the bullets on the floor before lifting the robber off the floor with one hand]
- Urkelbot: [Terminator Impression] Hasta la vista, baby!
- [Urkelbot throws robber into a pile of soupcans]