- Carl: Okay, you read the instructions, while I add all the pieces.
- Steve Urkel: Okay.
- [reading]
- Steve Urkel: Mongu! Chico! Mondo do du chok! Wa chee! Chocum hi chip chok!
- Carl: What are you babbling about?
- Steve Urkel: This page is in Korean. They misspelled three words.
- Carl: You can read Korean?
- Steve Urkel: Why, sure! It's a beautiful language. I'll teach you. We'll start with a common Korean phrase. "No mo giet itsu mana! Mont gio sam eea!"
- Carl: Well, what's that mean?
- Steve Urkel: I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Eddie Winslow: I'm moving out.
- Harriette Winslow: Where will you go?
- Eddie Winslow: I don't know.
- Harriette Winslow: What'll you do for money?
- Eddie Winslow: I don't know.
- Harriette Winslow: What'll you do about food?
- Eddie Winslow: I don't know.
- Harriette Winslow: [dryly] Well, at least you have a plan.
- Carl: You know, back when I was your age, I used my dad's hammer to stir some paint. At the time your grandfather didn't think his hammer should be purple. Man, he grounded me for a whole entire week, I thought he was the biggest jerk who ever lived, and now I'm doing the same thing with you.
- Eddie Winslow: Well, Dad, if it's any consolation, someday I'll probably have a son who drives me crazy too.
- Carl: I hope so.
- Carl: [in a flashback when Eddie was born] You know, I've never been a father before... but then again you've never been a son before... tell you what, we'll learn together.