Family Matters (TV Series)
Swine Lake (1996)
Jo Marie Payton: Harriette Winslow
Quotes
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Harriette Winslow : [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi.
Curtis Williams : Oh, hi.
Harriette Winslow : Who the heck are you?
Curtis Williams : I'm Curtis Williams. Me and Laura went ice skating together.
Harriette Winslow : Oh, well it's nice to meet you, Curtis.
Laura Lee Winslow : [enters the room] All right, Curtis. The hot chocolate will be ready soon.
Curtis Williams : Laura, great timing. I was just talking with your grandmother.
Harriette Winslow : Excuse me?
Laura Lee Winslow : Oh lord, you're gonna die. Uh, Curtis. This isn't my grandmother. This is my mother.
Curtis Williams : Oh lord, I'm gonna die.
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Harriette Winslow : The other day when Laura's boyfriend thought I was her grandmother, it just made me crazy, and I thought if I dressed younger, I'd feel younger.
Carl Winslow : Hariette, look at my mother, she is the youngest 86-year-old on the planet.
Harriette Winslow : You're right, age is just a number, I'm not old unless I *think* I'm old.