- Eddie: What's that?
- Steve Urkel: 'Standardized Urkel Elementary Math Exam'. It helps to determine how much help you need. Okay, first question. What do you get when you multiply a negative by a negative?
- Eddie: A really big negative?
- Steve Urkel: Uh-oh. Second question. Three times X equals six. What is the value of X?
- Eddie: [chuckling] I know this one! It's either a number or a letter! Ha ha!
- Steve Urkel: Whoa. This has never happened before.
- Eddie: I did good, huh?
- Steve Urkel: You didn't even make it onto the chart!